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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 04:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

MAGA talking heads are saying that no MAGA child would publicly cry for their father, and want Gus Walz investigated as a crisis actor. I cried for my father and mother when they won or lost in life, am I a weird conservative or is MAGA messed up?

So they tried

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

share office space ...

What are some small, random things that annoy you to no end?

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Why would Trump make conspiracy claims that Haitians are eating pets in Ohio?

Loons and Moons

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are some common examples of condescending behavior?